Thursday, October 27, 2005

Cape Size

Citizens,

Apparently, the size of your cape matters a great deal in the super hero world. Have you ever looked at your favorite heroes closely? To be blunt, Batman's cape is longer than Robin's. Why is this? Perhaps it is because Robin is more acrobatic and needs less fabric to get in the way? The actual reason is because a longer cape is more mature and Robin, being a small boy, would probably trip over his cape or get it stuck in something nasty as many unfortunate super heroes find out in the movie, "The Incredibles" Naturally, Robin has something to look forward to when he finally becomes a teenager! Screw driving the batmobile batman, give me a longer cape!

CRASH!,

Robin

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