Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Batman Applies to Real Life

Citizens,

Have you ever carefully watched a Batman fight sequence? Usually what happens near the end is every villian and henchman rushes over and starts to whale on Batman. It is then Robin who grabs a rope and swings, jumps on a cart, or rides some other device into the crowds and knocks everyone off of Batman.

This has led me to the conclusion that the modern police force and the military are missing the true awesome power of riding a cart into battle. Clearly it has great potential as shown on "Batman". But, perhaps, this is only a feat a super hero can accomplish? I mean, let's face it. To ride a cart and jump off and knock down about 10 people takes some pretty stupendious skill. Let me wrap this post up by simply concluding:

Kids, don't try that one at home. Yup.

BAMB!

Robin

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